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wonder all you care to... if there were " a lot of gays," what if it?

bedstuy wrote:

wow... how many are there on here?  about 4?

Maybe 4 who let people know.

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I thought this was about Linux users - there are a lot of gay people in the *nix community.

XYZ.  XYZ's husband.  Bedstuy.  Gradient (on some days).  Bratboy.  dabeav.  midget.  punkie.  there are a couple others whose names I can't come up with right now, but whose avs I remember.

As much fun as it would be to turn yet another thread into an XYZ debacle (not!), I do think the article Ra has pointing to is interesting. For those who are not link clickers:

Gay penguins won't go straight

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by importing more females has been declared a failure.

The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort to encourage the Humboldt penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo to reproduce. But the six homosexual penguins showed no interest in their new female companions and remained faithful to each other. Zoo Director Heike Kueck said: "The relationships were apparently too strong." A keeper confirmed that the male couples had adopted rocks which they were guarding like eggs in their caves.

The zoo has said that it will try again in Spring 2006, because the penguins are an endangered species and need to be encouraged to breed.

Damn it, those penguins are trying to start long term, stable relationships and those damn zookeepers keep wanting them to bust up. This is much like the gay marriage (we want our relationships recognized) vs Amendment change (like hell, heterosexuality is the ONLY acceptable way) in a nutshell. Sort of.

Except this is sort of funny because penguins are funny.

Go penguins!

Gay penguins being allowed to adopt?!? Gay penguins can't be parents!! What the hell is wrong with you?!? You need a female and a male penguin to have parents! Otherwise, the little penguin chicks will grow up to be gay and their little penguin friends will laugh at them and cause them stress. No, extinction is the better choice. NO GAY ADOPTION!!

KingFred wrote:

As much fun as it would be to turn yet another thread into an XYZ debacle (not!), I do think the article Ra has pointing to is interesting. For those who are not link clickers:

Gay penguins won't go straight

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by importing more females has been declared a failure.

The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort to encourage the Humboldt penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo to reproduce. But the six homosexual penguins showed no interest in their new female companions and remained faithful to each other. Zoo Director Heike Kueck said: "The relationships were apparently too strong." A keeper confirmed that the male couples had adopted rocks which they were guarding like eggs in their caves.

That is so cute!

Silly gozer, they're animals and we're humans. You can't compare our behavior to behavior in nature. Only atheist evolutionists who think we're no bettter than animals do that.

Tria wrote:

XYZ.  XYZ's husband.  Bedstuy.  Gradient (on some days).  Bratboy.  dabeav.  midget.  punkie.  there are a couple others whose names I can't come up with right now, but whose avs I remember.

Bi, not "gay"

KingFred wrote:

Next thing you know, these damn penguins will want to marry toasters.

Well, they are trying to "raise" rocks, after all.

I would argue that since no penguins, rocks, or potential toasters are harmed through these unions, then they should be legal, which would at least give equal rights to toasters and rocks seeking affordable healthcare.

We'll just give them all condoms, HIV testing and have them adopt.

gozer wrote:

why are the penguins rebelling aganst nature!??!?!?

They're obviously mimicing hte behavior of the gay zookeepers.  Another instance of man wrecking natural phenomena.

Disordered is natural.  Systems tend toward maximum entropy.  Does homosexuality therefore agree with the laws of thermodynamics?