For anyone who has suffered through the fits and starts of on-again-off-again functionality of Mobile Me—which actually has .Mac subscribers missing that now-defunct service.—this list is for you. Maybe a laugh or two now will help you not be so annoyed by the fact that MobileMe is still not working seamlessly, two weeks after it launched.
Here are 6 things that work better than MobileMe:

1. The Flowbee

2. The 1985 Yugo GV

3. The Clapper

5. That diet pill that Anna Nicole Smith used

6. Over-the-counter teeth whiteners
What's on your list of things that work better than MobileMe?
Flowbee
Submitted by Lisa Weddle on Sun, 2008-07-27 00:21
I actually knew someone who swore by his Flobee... and it showed.
The Duggars' birth control
Submitted by madfoot on Sun, 2008-07-27 19:16
The Duggars' birth control works better than MobileMe.
Lies, Lies, Lies.
Submitted by klkeys on Sun, 2008-07-27 21:54
Apple sent an e-mail to me promising a free month of MobileMe service due to the start-up problems (along with plenty of other .mac people), and once my original renewal was due today...instant charge for the whole year with NO mention of a free month. I guess that's what I get for being a 5 year-long customer.